Married at Five?

I was just telling one of my Kindergarten classes about getting engaged, and I started to explain how "engaged" means that I'm planning on getting married soon.

Well, Jonathan raised his hand and told me, "I got married once."  I said, "You're married!?"  He said, "Yes.  I have a grand kid too.  He's five years older than me."

Jonathan is a pretty big liar, but I think that this has topped all.