A 7 year old boy just told me, "A couple of days ago when I was 5, a clam bit me. I caught it again and now it's bigger than you."

Be careful, dear blog readers. Giant clams might be waiting to bite you if you're not watching.

I just told him, "You know how Spiderman got bit by that spider and got superpowers. It seems like to me that the clam bit you and instead of you getting the powers - the clam got superpowers to grow bigger than me!" The boy put his hand on his chin as if he was thinking and said, "Maybe I got clam powers... "